| … May I have your attention, please? |
| May I have your attention, please? |
| Will the real Abe Lincoln please stand up? |
| I repeat, will the real Abe Lincoln please stand up? |
| We're gonna have a problem here |
| Y’all act like you never seen a real leader before |
| Suc-ceeding from the US like us from the Britain Mis-tr-ess |
| And started fighting the North worse than before |
| They first were divorced, fighting over slavery (Agh!) |
| It’s the return of the “You know I dislike slavery; |
| and you fully admit the abstract wrong of it.” |
| And Kentuckains said we’ll fight in the war! |
| Well Lincoln is dead, he’s shot in the head |
| The Union loves Abe Lincoln |
| "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Jefferson Davis, I'm sick of him |
| Look at him, walkin' around, marchin' his army about |
| Fighting against free-dom." "Yeah, but he's so important though." |
| Yeah, the country could use a reminder of its history |
| But it’s worse memorializing him |
| when he tried to save slavery |
| But can't, but it's cool for Jefferson Davis to be removed |
| "He fought for slavery, He fought for slavery" |
| But we’re lucky to have Lincoln lead us |
| And that's the message that we deliver to little kids |
| And expect them to know who J Davis is |
| Of course they're not gonna know who J Daivs is |
| By the time they hit fourth grade |
| They took him away, didn't they? |
| We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals |
| Who look for civil war leaders like history buffs |
| But if we can find J Davis and Lincoln |
| Then there's no reason that men and women can’t be freed |
| But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote |
| Sing the chorus, and it goes |
| I'm Abe Lincoln, yes, I'm the real Lincoln |
| All you other Abe Lincolns are just imitating |
| So won't the real Abe Lincoln please stand up |
| Please stand up, please stand up? |
| 'Cause I'm Abe Lincoln, yes, I'm the real Lincoln |
| All you other Abe Lincolns are just imitating |
| So won't the real Abe Lincoln please stand up |
| Please stand up, please stand up? |
| Abe Lincoln don’t need people to like him to save the country |
| Well, he’s cool, so study him and study J Davis too! |
| You think he’d give a heck about people likin’ him? |
| Half of the country couldn’t even stand him, let alone save slavery |
| "But Abe, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?" |
| Why? Because slaves would be abolished in the country? |
| So you can sit me here next to Hannibal Hamlin? |
| Hey, Ulysses S. Grant better switch me chairs |
| So I can sit next to Frederick D and J Davis |
| And hear 'em argue over who should be considered people |
| The whole country put on blast in the World |
| "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Mary, hee-hee" |
| We should praise Lincoln for peace in the count ry |
| And show the whole world how Lincoln saved the slaves |
| I'm sick of people who want slaves |
| All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to show you |
| And there's a million of us just like me |
| Who think like me, who just have care like me |
| Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me |
| And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me |
| 'Cause I'm Abe Lincoln, yes, I'm the real Lincoln |
| All you other Abe Lincolns are just imitating |
| So won't the real Abe Lincoln please stand up |
| Please stand up, please stand up? |
| 'Cause I'm Abe Lincoln, yes, I'm the real Lincoln |
| All you other Abe Lincolns are just imitating |
| So won't the real Abe Lincoln please stand up |
| Please stand up, please stand up? |
| I'm like a motivator to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you |
| Things to think about for the future of our country |
| The only difference is I got the courage to say it in front of y'all |
| And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all |
| I just get on the mic and spit it |
| And whether you like to admit it, I just say it |
| Better than 90% of other leaders can |
| Then you wonder: "How can |
| Kids learn history without J Daivs?" |
| It's funny, ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 |
| I'll be the only person who the kids really know |
| Saving the slaves when I’m figting the war |
| And I'm thinking, but this whole taking J Davis isn’t working |
| And every single person can’t be Abe Lincoln saving |
| He could be J Davis saving slavery, selling people like they’re property |
| Or Ulysses S. Grant, fightin’ for slavery |
| With his guns a firing and battalion ready |
| So will the J Davis statue please stay up? |
| And put history in each head now? |
| And be known in kids through Kentucky |
| And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? |
| I'm Abe Lincoln, yes, I'm the real Lincoln |
| All you other Abe Lincolns are just imitating |
| So won't the real Abe Lincoln please stand up |
| Please stand up, please stand up? |
| 'Cause I'm Abe Lincoln, yes I'm the real Lincoln |
| All you other Abe Lincolns are just imitating |
| So won't the real Abe Lincoln please stand up |
| Please stand up, please stand up? |
| 'Cause I'm Abe Lincoln, yes I'm the real Lincoln |
| All you other Abe Lincolns are just imitating |
| So won't the real Abe Lincoln please stand up |
| Please stand up, please stand up? |
| 'Cause I'm Abe Lincoln, yes I'm the real Lincoln |
| All you other Abe Lincolns are just imitating |
| So won't the real Abe Lincoln please stand up |
| Please stand up, please stand up? |
| Ha ha, I guess there’s an Abe Lincoln in all of us |
| Sing it, let’s all stand up! |
Real Abe Lincoln
Song parody of The Real Slim Shady by Eminem
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Written by: Morgan
Submitted on: November 26, 2021
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