| I only talk to God when I'm outta cookies |
| And I only pray when my cupboard is bare |
| So, who the hell am I, who the hell am I to expect some Chookies? |
| Oh-oh-oh |
| If I only talk to God when I'm outta cookies |
| Damn, I need a cookie |
| No more Famous Amos |
| Vienna Fingers all but crumbs |
| Swear I spend more Sundays |
| Starvin' my sweet tooth, licking my gums |
| Those Oreo flakes |
| Long since been washed down by my oatmilk |
| And I don't know what to say |
| Guessin' I ate my fill |
| I only talk to God when I'm outta cookies |
| And I only pray when my cupboard is bare |
| So, who the hell am I, who the hell am I to expect some Chookies? |
| Oh-oh-oh |
| If I only talk to God when I'm outta cookies |
| But God, I need a cookie |
| Voortman, Voortman |
| Yeah, I know I should buy more |
| Could be one in the cushions |
| If I could purchase enough |
| I'd even out my portions |
| I only talk to God when I'm outta cookies |
| And I only pray when my cupboard is bare |
| So, who the hell am I, who the hell am I to expect some Chookies? |
| Oh-oh-oh |
| If I only talk to God when I'm outta cookies |
| Damn, I need a cookie |
| Voortman, Voortman |
| Voortman, Voortman |
| Pantry's low, gone looney tunes |
| Missin' Chips Ahoy and Lornadoones |
| I could use some macaroons |
| God forbid I substitute with prunes |
| Pantry's low, gone looney tunes |
| Missin' Chips Ahoy and Lornadoones |
| I could use some macaroons |
| God forbid I substitute with prunes |
| I only talk to God when I'm outta cookies |
| And I only pray when my cupboard is bare |
| So, tell me, who the hell am I to expect some Chookies? |
| When I only talk to God if I need some cookies |
| God, I need a cookie |
| Voortman |
| God, I need a cookie, whoa |
| Voortman |
OUTTA COOKIES
Song parody of NEED A FAVOR by Jelly Roll
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Written by: Jeffrey Powell
Submitted by: JokerGem on October 19, 2023
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