How come you're always such a fussy young man |
Don't want -want to feed'your pets, don't want to do that |
Well don't you know that other pets are starvin' in Japan |
So feed your pet, just feed it |
Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate |
Don't want to hear about your fake excuses to this issue |
You won't get no dessert 'till you feed your pet some of'that meat |
So feed it |
Don't you tell me you'don’t want to do this now |
Just feed it, feed it |
Get yourself an egg and feed it to your pet |
Give it some more chicken |
Give it some more pie |
It doesn't matter |
If the food's boiled or fried |
Just feed your pet, just feed it |
Just feed it, just feed it, Woo! |
Your pet manners are a crying shame |
You're playing with that food, this ain't some kind of game |
Now, if you starve your pet's |
You'll just have yourself to blame |
So feed it. Just feed it. |
You better listen, better do as you're told |
You haven’t't even given it your tuna casserole |
It’d better chow down, or it's gonna get cold |
So feed it. |
I don't care if you're hungry |
Just feed it, feed it |
Put food in front of it’s mouth and feed it |
Give it some more yogurt |
Give it some more Spam |
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned |
Just feed it! Feed it! Feed it! Feed it! |
-Don't tea you make me repeat it! |
Give it a banana, give it it a whole bunch |
It doesn't matter what you fed -your pet last year |
Just feed it! Feed it! |
Feed it! Feed it! |
Feed *it! Feed it! |
If the food's getting cold, reheat it |
Give your pet a big dinner. |
Give it a light snack |
If you don't like it, you can't send it back |
Just feed it! Feed it! |
Get yourself an egg and feed it to your pet! |
Give it some more chicken. Give it some more pie |
It doesn't matter if the food's boiled or fried |
Just feed your pet! Feed it! |
Don't you make me repeat it! |
You Do Not Deserve A Pet (If You Treat Them Like This)
Song parody of Eat It by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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Written by: Lions on the Prowl
Submitted on: January 03, 2023
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