Party for Ms. ALM

Song parody of Party in the U.S.A. by Miley Cyrus

19 
I hopped off the plane at PDX
 
With some dreams about REM
Welcome to the land of psychosis
 
Whoa, I hope my son doesn't fit in.
Jumped in the cab,
Here I am for the tenth time
Look to my right and I see the Portland sign
I am just so crazy
 
I think that I am famous
My tummy's turnin' from all the drugs that I am high on
 
My blood pressure is spiking
That's when the taxi man turned on the radio
And the Peter Buck song was on
 
 
 
 
And the Peter Buck song was on
And the Peter Buck song was on
So I'll abuse some Vyvanse
And get in the car
So that we all pass away
Screaming curse words like, yeah
Hallucinating like, yeah
I'll abuse some Vyvanse,
 
 
 
And get in the car
So that we all die in a crash
Yeah, it's a party for Ms. ALM
 
Yeah it's a party for Ms. ALM
Get to the club in a taxi cab
Everybody's looking at me now
Like "who's that chick, that's flinging shit?
She's gotta be out of her mind"
So hard with the pills all around me
Its definitely not a VB party
Cause' all I see are some aliens
Sending me a secret memo
My tummy's turnin' from all the drugs that I am high on
 
My blood pressure is spiking
That's when the D.J. dropped my favorite tune
And Sad Professor was on
 
 
 
 
And Sad Professor was on
And Sad Professor was on
So I'll abuse some Vyvanse
And get in the car
So that we all pass away
Screaming curse words like, yeah
 
 
 
 
Hallucinating like, yeah
I'll abuse some Vyvanse,
And get in the car
So that we all die in a crash
Yeah, it's a party for Ms. ALM
 
 
 
Yeah it's a party for Ms. ALM
Feel like discriminatin' against my students ('gainst my students)
Based on their disabilities ('bilities)
I always do it every time (every time)
The DJ plays my song and I feel so high
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
So I'll abuse some Vyvanse
And get in the car
So that we all pass away
Screaming curse words like, yeah
Hallucinating like, yeah
I'll abuse some Vyvanse
And get in the car
So that we all die in a crash
Yeah, it's a party for Ms. ALM
Yeah it's a party for Ms. ALM
So I'll abuse some Vyvanse
And get in the car
So that we all pass away
Screaming curse words like, yeah
Hallucinating like, yeah
I'll abuse some Vyvanse
And get in the car
So that we all die in a crash
Yeah, it's a party for Ms. ALM
Yeah it's a party for Ms. ALM

Written by: Anonymous

Submitted on: September 04, 2022

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